Swag Surfin' (Fat Life Youngstaz)

I chose this song because I feel swagged out. Somewhere along the line, I learned how to associate with women without becoming emotionally attached to every single damn one of them. Truth be told, I owe this awesome luxury almost strictly to Angelina, whom, by the way, I’m talking with again :-).

It’s a bit frustrating, because I want an emotional connection, but this does at least offer me the chance to get to know a shitload of women (I am officially a PLAYER). Hopefully, along the way I’ll find the right one. I still hope it’s Angelina, but considering that’s she loonier than Loony Tunes, I doubt it!

By the way, I’m talking to over 10 women right now, including but not limited to Sara (Canada), Megean (Canada), Angelina (Canada), Lidia (Spain), Fiona (Australia), Mille (Denmark), Merve (Turkey), Fenty (Brazil), Lollipop (Romania; she the only one who refuses to reveal her real identity and cam up!), Floora (Detroit) and more.

And oh, I got the phone # of all the Canadian chicks. No more just having my Mama’s # in my phone! I’m Mr. International now!



And oh, three of them have seen a nude video I made of myself and uploaded to xTube. One of them gave me a rating of 8, while the other two were completely speechless. SWAGGGGGG!

Mind you, I had to remind them 10 times that I’m not black. Sorry to break it to you ladies, but only black dudes got horse meat. #RealTalk

Thoughts Galore

// Political Cartoon Idea

Political cartoon idea: 1st frame - Old lady drops her wallet by accident and money spills everywhere. She yells out, "Please help!" ; 2nd frame - liberal and conservative politicians all over the place picking up the money and stuffing it in their pockets. Old lady yells out, "I meant HELP ME, not YOURSELVES!!!"

\\ Santorum Is A Frothy Ass

According to Santorum and his crew of flunkies, only snobs attend 4-year colleges. SMH. When did the acquirement of knowledge become a "sin"!? And not at one single point did Obama say anything negative about trade schools or community colleges, both of which are EQUAL in my eyes to a university. It's all a game of semantics -- an attempt to make Obama look bad.

// It Never Hurts To Say, “I’m Sorry!”

So about a week ago, a bunch of foolish US troops burned a bunch of Korans that were being read by detainees in Afghanistan. This spurred an outpouring of violence that continues undeterred. Obama has apologized, which was the right thing to do, and the U.S. Ambassador to Afghanistan, Ryan Crocker, recommended allowing tensions to calm down and noted that the US shouldn't reply in haste by speeding up the withdrawal ahead of schedule. //

This is an unfortunate tragedy. That said, I support the White House in its efforts. And I also support the claim that those perpetuating these killings represent only a SMALL minority of the Muslims in Afghanistan and certainly do not represent those American Muslims situated in the United States. Sadly, some Christian conservative fascists like Santorum are angry are angry that Obama apologized for BURNING BOOKS -- something that should never be done. And many are using this incident to once again promote Islamophobia.

The irony is that Santorum is all about respect for religion... but only when it applies to his own. Plus, if Obama hadn't apologized, the violence would likely spiral even further out of control. That said, some like former Governor of Pennsylvania Ed Rendell believe we should take this incident as a hint and get the f**k out of Afghanistan, because according to him, Al Qaeda will regain power no matter what we do. Personally, I disagree with this sentiment.

\\ A Tragic Problem Without A Resolution

Another school shooting. What's to blame? The NRA? Video game violence? Bullying? Bad parenting? The culture of greed and incompassion currently prevalent in the world, especially the US? Mere mental illness? My guess is a bit of all of the above. And my hypothesis is that the number of school shootings will continue to rise each and every year. Bleak, pessimistic outlook? Perhaps. But probably correct. The sad thing about it is that there is no remedy in sight, or at least not one that I can visualize.

// Public Education

So earlier tonight I was listening to the Jason Louise show. He started off intelligently by saying that the problem of school shootings cannot be rectified through public policy. I agree, as it's a cultural issue that will likely require a total paradigm switch to remedy.

Unfortunately, Louise then went on a haywire rant against the "government-run monopoly" on public education. He wants the free market to take over education so that schools can choose to block students that display warning signs -- you know, dressing strange or being different -- from attending. SMH.

It's a typical conservative response. Instead of trying to identify the underlying causes of this epidemic, he proposes essentially making things worse by outcasting certain students. It's the same foolish strategy they employ on Muslims, immigrants and really anyone else with whom they disagree. And it doesn’t work!

He also used the opportunity to attack welfare recipients and homosexuals families. Look, a poor home is not necessarily a broken home, just like a homosexual home is not necessarily a dysfunctional one. The point is that this issue is so bloody complex, and it frustrates me to hear some conservatives try to break it into seemingly simple solutions and observations.

Anyway. That’s my daily politics rant. Daps though @ him for his initial assertion that public policy cannot resolve this. Also, he later proceeded to cite some decent rhetoric on why we should leave Afghanistan altogether. He even suggested that Afghanistan was better off under Soviet control. I cannot affirm this statement, but it’s an interesting one nevertheless. Did Charlie Wilson f**k us all over, or what?

\\ Space Chronicles by Neil deGrasse (Daily Show Interview)

So back in the 60s the Soviets sent us Sputnik, which put fear into our hearts and inspired us to establish NASA and go to the moon. This in turn inspired children -- many who grew up to be scientists and other innovators who helped push us toward the future. Since then, the sentiment has reversed greatly, and this is due in part to the fact that we aren't at a space war. If China were to build a military station on the moon, however, we would have one within 2 years!

The point is that the defunding of NASA and the lack of progress has left most Americans detached from the power of space exploration. They don't care anymore, because they just want to pay their bills and live their lives. But what they don't realize is how powerful and important NASA and space exploration are. They inspire us... and they especially inspire our children! We need more scientists and thinkers in this country, and well, Neil deGrasse suggests that we only need to give NASA proper funding to see the paradigm change. /// This is a very quickly written synopsis, so excuse any errors (I'm assuming I understood the interview correctly)

// Austerity vs Deficits

I don't know much about the English economy, but apparently a bunch of austerity cuts were put in place by Prime Minister Cameron back in 2011. In this piece, Sir Scarborough, Earl of Schmuckville :-), surreptitiously suggests that these austerity cuts will be viewed more positively by historians than "President Obama's trillion dollar deficits." He is, in my opinion, oversimplifying two very broad and complex issues.

Regardless, I'm up for a certain degree of austerity cuts in the US -- and Obama was up for them too, if I recall correctly from last year's deficit discussions -- but only if they're coupled with an increase in revenue and a more drastic reduction in our military presence (though I'd honestly, much like McCain, prefer to avoid the latter until the situation in the Middle East calms down).

The austerity cuts put in place by Cameron, however, approached the issue completely differently. The cuts targeted everyday workers while letting the big dogs -- those who actually caused the financial crisis - to go unscathed. Personally, I don't see at all how any historian could view such injustice positively.

\\ The Never-ending Stalemate

The US is literally at a stalemate -- at a 50/50 divide. It's interesting. It's good in one way, as it illustrates our ability to disagree, and it suggests we possess the intellectual prowess to fiercely debate issues. Unfortunately, a gridlock is still a gridlock, and IDK if you've ever been in a gridlock, but they're a pain in the ass to bypass:

["For example, one group of elected officials may believe it is important to reduce the size of government by eliminating public sector jobs and lowering compensation for remaining employees," Hilyer says. "Another group of electeds may oppose such cuts because they are believed to compromise public safety and will lead to a brain drain if compensation is not competitive."

Both sides can argue that they have taken the moral high ground, "and gridlock often results," Hilyer says. "Or they can focus on a more enlightened form of self-interest by recognizing that they both want to ensure that citizens have basic public services so they are safe, can engage in commerce and transportation, be educated and skilled and afforded the rights inherent in a free society."

Once this broad agreement is understood, she says, "then a creative process is undertaken to determine how these interests will be met."

Hmmm. Sounds simple enough.

But, Hilyer points out, the odds are against such evenhandedness. "Because we don't teach children or adults how to advocate constructively, much less how to collaboratively resolve differences," she says, "we continue to become more polarized and dysfunctional."

Agreeing on how to learn to agree could be a little tricky.]

// The Importance Of Law

Tonight Jason Louise, aka Mr. Rarely Right, had the audacity to claim that “anarchy is the proliferation of law” and that the current state of our economy is a direct result of “Law and Order Liberalism.” He went on to attack laws pertaining to hate crimes, insider trading and endangered animals. In fact, he suggested that we have too many laws as it stands.

Let me start by first saying that the economy is not as stagnant as he’d like us to believe. The Dow is up, unemployment numbers are down and we are basically slowly climbing out of the recession. Many problems still remain to be fixed, including our credit rating, but it surely seems like we’re on the right track.

Second, I’m going to give Mr. Almost Never Right some leeway, because the truth is that some of our laws could use a bit of additional scrutiny. I say this because it makes no sense that two lesbians are being charged with a hate crime for beating up a gay guy. That makes about as much sense as a totally hot stud like me being unable to score.

Now, let’s get to the meat of the matter: the assertion that we have too many laws. Suppose a man attempts to rob a gas station and, while doing so, kills several innocent people. What would be better—to charge him with a single crime or an abundance of crimes? Law is a tricky game, my friend. There are discoveries, rebuttals, pleas, appeals and more. But, you see, the “proliferation of law” lets us hit said creep with charge after charge, thus increasing the likelihood that we’ll able to get at least 1 conviction and, more importantly, get him behind bars for a minimum of 25 with an L.

On to insider trading. Why is this wrong? Let me give you an example. A few years ago, 50 Cent sent out a tweet urging his followers to invest in a stock. Within a matter of minutes, the stock surged and 50 sold all his holdings for a huge profit. What happened to the rest of his followers—those poor saps who weren’t told to sell? They lost a lot of money. Now consider this… 50 Cent is just a thick-headed rapper with barely any financial insight. Now imagine what would happen if someone who really knew what he or she was doing was able to pull off such a trick without facing any consequences? The results would be devastating!

As for hate crimes and endangered animals… STFU! Endangered animals? Really?

Look, I realize that law isn’t perfect, but reducing them isn’t the answer. And you must remember that law is not absolute. Generally, prosecutors and judges have the right to modify a sentence if they feel it would be beneficial, such as in the instance of a young and stupid killer being offered a second chance. I will give you this, though… those laws that impose a mandatory sentence SHOULD be revoked, because then the power is taken away from the prosecutors and judges (everyday human beings with the capacity to judge individual situations) and given wholly to the government.

That’s all for today!

\\ English As Our Official Language

This comment sums up my thoughts on the whole prospect of making English an official language in the US:

[Tolerance of differences is one of the great gifts the U.S. has given the rest of the world. Do we all practice it? No. But it remains one of the American ideals, and like many of the others - like fierce protection of freedom of speech - it will eventually win out because we know it is right.

The language question comes down to this: Don't tell people which language to speak in their homes. DO insist people speak English in public discourse. If there needs to be a law enshrining English as the national language, then so be it (though it shouldn't be necessary). Otherwise, encourage the speaking of different languages, and the learning of them.]

And yes, I have a conservative viewpoint on this issue. But as an avid reader and writer of the English language, I frankly don't want to have to deal with other languages in public discourage -- and I feel this is a more than fair.

// Autism In Minority Families

I hate to say this, but I imagine things are like this because many poorer and less educated minorities (not necessarily black) feel they can just beat said illness out of a child. I remember once trying to discuss mental illness with a gentleman from a poorer/less-educated community; he kept going on and on, and rather un-eloquently too, I might add, about how adults with mental illness were merely raised improperly. SMH.

It doesn't help that you got entire communities whose lifeblood resides with a form of music that, though entertaining and pleasant at times, provides lyrics with zero depth -- lyrics that are, in essence, pure garbage. It's to the point that simply suggesting to someone that he or she should turn off the boombox and seek a valid education renders you a "hater."

Tough words, I know, but that comes from years of dealing with poorer and less educated minorities. Yo, I didn't always live in a nice community. I've lived by homeless shelters and crack houses. Best believe.

\\ Remembering Where You Came From

Elitism, Round 2. Sorry folks, but I'm moody AF and will remain like this until I'm drunk and at peace again. If it bothers you, just click the x to the upper-right and then select "Hide." No biggie.

Anyway. So when someone rises from the hood, it's good if he remembers where he came from, correct? But is there a difference in how that memory is projected? For instance, suppose someone proceeds to perpetuate the negatives of the hood through his newly found medium or industry? What if instead he chooses to best remember the hood by going back and doing what he can to help others get out of it?

Here's my thing. A lot of rappers set themselves up on pedestals and then basically use their power and status to exploit people from those very same hoods whence they came. They basically take all the money, sex and additional benefits they can acquire and then go on to another hood. While this isn't too different from the way corporations function, am I wrong to expect better/more from someone who at least came up hard?

All I see are rappers promoting drugs, alcohol, sex, intolerance, misogynism, intolerance and a plethora of other questionable or outright wrong things. I love rap, but I’m a grown man with the capacity to differentiate between music and real life. What disturbs me is the fact that millions of little kids literally worship and seek to emulate what are essentially the worst negative role models in modern American history.

Now look, I drink, smoke and love strippers, but I’m a grown adult. Is it really proper, however, that kids be taught to love the same things? Is Rick Santorum kind of right (though I hate to admit it) when he says that modern American values are skewed possibly beyond repair? Or is the commonplace acceptance of illicit culture just another step in human evolution and thus something that cannot be avoided?

Deep shit, aye? That’s how I roll! DEEP! Yeah, ladies… I roll DEEP. Think about it!

// The Saudi Arabian 9/11 Connection

Wow. Two former senators believe that there was a direct line of communication between the 9/11 terrorists and the Saudi Arabian government. That is a huge allegation. And apparently, questions regarding this connection have been lingering since 2002! But because the Saudis are such a huge ally, not to mention the producer of so much oil, the US government has basically been trying to bury this story, much to the chagrin of the families of Sept. 11 victims.

This story really brings up a major question. On one hand, our economy is unstable, oil prices are skyrocketing and there’s already enough tension in the Middle East. Yet, the American public, particularly those whose immediate relatives died in 9/11, deserve justice in its entirety. So the question remains… are we willing to just let the Saudis off the hook simply because pursuing these allegations would cause too many financial and political woes?

\\ SLAP!

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke warned Congress yesterday that a "massive fiscal cliff" is in our future. What's interesting is that he blamed both "large spending cuts and tax increases" on this. It's basically a slap in the face to both liberals and conservatives. He's suggesting we need to stop cutting so much (slap to conservatives), and that we shouldn't raise taxes on the wealthy (slap to liberals). Interesting. Very, very interesting.

// Voter IDs

Either I’m in a really good mood or I’m still in the Twilight Zone, because tonight I agreed with quite a bit of what Jason Louis said.

First of all, did you know that billion-dollar sports franchises like the NBA and NFL receive subsidies from the government? Granted, they receive far less subsidies than the oil companies, but at least oil serves a mandatory purpose. The NBA and NFL, on the other hand, merely provide entertainment, which is a luxury. So though I usually tout a left-wing, anti-free-market ideology, all I have to say tonight is DOWN WITH THE SOCIALISTS!

Second, I’m willing to negotiate on the prospect of a federal voter ID statute, because it makes perfect sense to require all citizens to prove their identities prior to voting—much like they must prove their identities before purchasing a gun or picking up medication. However, I’m only willing to accept the statute given the following stipulations:

#1. University IDs should be able to be used in place of state IDs.

#2. Sunday voter registration should continue undeterred.

#3. Same-day voter registration should continue undeterred.

#4. An initiative should be launched to educate as many people as possible about the new federal statue.

#5. An initiative should be launched to help poor, elderly and handicapped individuals without an ID acquire one.

#6. DMV hours should be temporarily extended to cover either Saturday or Sunday, as most Americans are far too busy during the weekdays to visit the DMV all willy nilly.

Agree to these stipulations and I’ll gladly sign a federal voter ID statute.

Unfortunately, I’m not the president, nor am I even a politician. What a pity!

\\ The Energy Debate Continued

According to Harold Ford, Jr., who is usually a liberal (Twilight Zone), if we don't provide subsidies and tax-breaks to oil companies, "we're disadvantaging our own natural resources and energy production companies here in our own country versus those in Brazil and around the globe." FASCINATING viewpoint!

BUT Joe Scarborough argues that oil companies don't need subsidies to go out and drill, what with the fact that they're already doing plenty well on their own. I mean shit... they're doing perfectly fine in the free market as it is.

IDK man. I think Ford is trying to sound slick by saying we are "disadvantaging" our oil companies. The reason oil is so expensive is because investors are pricing it higher in anticipation of what they feel will be troubling times and because of simple greed.

///

Also, according to Ford, and this is shocking, what we typically perceive as the top gasoline companies in America are actually owned by other states. Basically, other countries are producing far more oil than us.

That said, I'm willing to negotiate on off-shore drilling and the tapping of natural subsidies, but only if we do it safely, correctly and with reserve. Plus, we cannot discount renewable energy, as it still remains the one and only way to secure a permanent form of energy.

// Final Thoughts

"Street smart is just something dumb people say when they want to use the word smart to describe themselves." (Darnell ‘Crabman’ Turner / My Name Is Earl)



SMFH @ THIS FOOL! HAHA!

Glad You Came (The Wanted)

I only chose this song because I REALLY LIKE IT. I listen to conservative radio as I jog, but during commercial breaks, I check the other stations to see if this song is playing. It brings backs memories of being “infatuated” with Angelina. That said, there is no particular woman my heart is fiending for right now, and it sucks. I miss that feeling, though I certainly don’t miss the sensation of pain that inevitably always comes with it.

//

Evening.

Let me start by apologizing to my many victims. I’m 30, alone, horny, temporarily unemployed (long story, but I’ll be just fine, thank you) and unable to afford a home of my own, so this week I’ve been snapping left and right at people, including but not limited to this one chick with whom I’m now estranged, and like every loudmouth conservative extremist on the Internet.

// My View On Conservatism

So last week I discovered that lousy people come in all shapes and sizes. That said, I still think conservatism sucks, especially what with it having become so self-righteous. Mind you, I don’t blame conservatism itself as much as I blame the people who pretend to represent it. I’m not that familiar with Reagan, but I imagine he would be shaking his head left and right faster than a black woman on the Maury show if he knew what modern conservatives were up to.

\\ Personal Crap Laced With Supposed “Lessons”

I’ve discovered that there are only three things I’m genuinely passionate about at this stage in my life, and they are Web marketing, politics and women. I’m especially passionate about the latter :-), but I’m also pretty passionate about politics and Web marketing. I blog daily on Facebook about politics, and I spend quite a bit of time studying digital marketing techniques and applying them to my own websites.

It’s funny. A few months ago, the marketing income from my original site jumped up to about $400/month. At that point, I thought I had mastered the game. I went ahead and constructed a new site, thinking it would be a piece of cake to build a steady flow of traffic. Months have passed and I’m still barely pulling in any traffic. The good news is that I have my head on straight now.

It turns out that I’ve only dabbled with the tip of the iceberg and that Internet marketing is far more complicated than I could have ever imagined. Thankfully, I’m a good learner, so I’m progressing. In fact, whereas my initial website still maintains a Page Rank of only 2 (every website on the net has a ‘ranking’ between 0 and 10), my new site is already up to a PR of 4 :-).

Here’s my point. When you find something that you enjoy and that works for you, be prepared to work really hard for it. Never get cocky, and remain humble and willing to learn, because there’s always more information to digest. And be patient, because true success takes a lot of hard work and time. By the way, my first site is now up to an average income of $500 to $700/month :-). Hard work, baby!

And oh… never take things for granted! What’s here one day may not be there the next. This is an especially important lesson for marketers, as consumer behavior isn’t a quantifiable behavior. While my site is performing well now, it could suddenly drop. And that leads me to my final lesson: don’t put all your eggs or apples or whatever in one basket. In my case, I’m maintaining this rule by building more sites!

SWAG!

// ON POLITICS N OTHER STUFF

Do All Of The Above Energy Methodology

Interesting discussion on a 'Do all of the above' methodology concerning energy: fossil fuels, wind, nuclear, water, etc. Joe Scarborough chided both sides, saying liberals dismiss fossil fuel because it's not renewable, while conservatives dismiss renewable energy because it's not financially feasible.

Truthfully, I'm okay with a certain degree of drilling, so long as it doesn't adversely affect either the environment or communities who live near/around the drilling spots, and so long as we don't lose focus on renewable energy, as the latter is the only real way to permanently fix this problem.

Lou Dobbs And The Lorax

Lou Dobbs is mad because a movie about environmentalism -- a movie based on a Dr. Suess book - is a conspiracy by Obama's Hollywood friends. SMH. This comment sums up my reaction:

"Teaching kids to care about the environment? Oh, the horror! They should be taught that business should be able to treat the environment anyway they want and the free market will take care of everything. Never mind that economics teaches that it won't. Look up the word externalities if you don't know what I mean. "

Papa Bear

Just heard Bill O'Reilly talk about how young Americans are disengaged from politics. I agree with him on that, but I'm surprised it bothers him. If my generation were to vote in full power, conservatives wouldn't have a chance in hell. Instead, the outcome of the election lies primarily in the hands of the 40+ crowd, and they happen to be far more moderate, if not outright conservative.

Keystone Pipeline

I have a headache courtesy of Jason Louise. He argued that Obama vetoed the Keystone Pipeline because it would have harmed his ‘Green’ benefactors. According to Louise, said ‘Greenies’ loathe the prospect of acquiring an abundant source of fossil fuels, as such a discovery would lead to the bankruptcy of the whole ‘Green’ industry. Well… isn’t that the very problem at hand, Sir?

If we start focusing all our efforts on drilling and give up on the ‘Green’ movement, we’ll never develop efficient renewable energy sources. What the hell will we do then when our cherished fossil fuels run out—something that will eventually happen, especially if fuel consumption rates keep rising exponentially?

Think of it this way. Suppose you decide to finally build that humongous mansion you’ve been dreaming about all your life. In an effort to save money, you opt for the cheapest construction materials possible.

Years pass, and you keep on building. Your wife hammers you day in and out, urging you to think wisely and invest in the future by opting for brick, but you keep procrastinating and making excuses: “I’ll get some brick later. Right now I’m trying to save money!”

Eventually, you complete the home, and much to your wife’s chagrin, it’s composed entirely of cheap, low-quality materials. Then one day a horrible storm blows through your town and quickly destroys your house. Meanwhile, your neighbors’ homes, all of which were built for brick, remain standing.

Look… the problem is that conservatives like Jason Louis refuse to think about the future and sacrifice. All they care about is the almighty dollar. Yes, developing renewable energy is extremely expensive, and it does come with its fair share of mistakes, i.e. Solyndra. But that’s called the SCIENTIFIC PROCESS, and if we don’t do it now, when the bloody hell will we!?

When it’s too late… that’s when!

RomNO

Was listening to the Sean Hannity radio show while biking with Sheila. Romney as on. He said he plans to cut corporate taxes by 20% (decrease revenue), increase the US's foreign presence (up spending) and slice & dice Obamacare, Medicaid, Medicare and all other programs that assist the poor, elderly and handicapped. It's basically reverse wealth distribution: take from the poor and give to the rich. In my opinion, at least.

Conservative Radio

You know, I kind of enjoy listening to conservative/moderate discussions and shows. When I tune into like-minded shows like Politics Nation and Hardball on MSNBC, I hear exactly what I want to hear. They reaffirm everything I already believe, which in turn makes me docile. Conservative shows anger me and force me to devise credible rebuttals, and I kind of enjoy doing that!

Syria

Many people want the US to intervene in Syria, and I don't blame them, what with the ongoing massacres and massive human rights violations. There are two reasons why we haven't jumped in yet, though -->

There isn't an international consensus and, more importantly, according to Middle East expert Marc Lynch, "Military intervention in Syria has little prospect of success, a high risk of disastrous failure, and a near-certainty of escalation which should make the experience of Iraq weigh extremely heavily on anyone contemplating such an intervention."

It’s beyond sad to see these people dying left and right everyday on the news, but the US just isn’t in a position to help at the moment. And, if you ask me, it's about time other countries take up the mission of policing the world. Why do we always have to be the knight in shining armor? Can nobody else f**king stand up and do some damn good for a change?

Santorum

And oh. I was quite enjoying the Jason Louis Show 2day until it got interrupted by coverage of a local basketball game. He asked a brilliant question. How do you think most people react when they hear Iranian President Ahmajinedad talking about the 'Great Satan'? They chuckle and start calling him silly names like Ahmajinedingdong. Likewise, how do you think people respond when they hear a 2008 video of GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum talking about the 'Great Satan'?

Though I'm a liberal, I believe Santorum is a good guy deep inside. He's got a good heart and he's very principled. "God" bless him! But if he thinks preaching to the public will win him the presidency, he's sadly mistaken. Yes, it'll boost the ratings among his base, but he's got the entire country to convince! Yah know!?

On Uncle Pat’s Departure From MSNBC

I greatly disagree with the ideas Pat advocates (I quite like multiculturalism, thank you), but I did enjoy his antics on Morning Joe. That said, Pat Buchanan and Al Sharpton have nothing in common. Pat wants society to revert to some backwards-ass state that's all about segregation and people keeping to themselves, while Sharpton believes in open-mindedness, tolerance and everybody -- regardless of faith, color, etc. -- coming together. If some of you don't like that, then take your ass out of America, because my generation is all about coming together! Right now, in fact, I'm tinychatting in a room full of whites, blacks, Turkish people, US folks, Canadians, homosexuals, straights and even Muslims. And we are all vibing to the same beat -- that of hiphop!

Federalism Vs Statism

Daps @ Jewis Louise for chiding social conservatives who are obsessed with issues like gay marriage and religion by saying, “It’s the economy, stupid,” as in the economy is the deciding factor for the upcoming election. Sadly, this the only issue with which we agree.

Louise prefers that the US return back to a state-based system where laws regarding important issues like abortion, homosexuality and drugs are enacted in state courts. It’s ironic to me that conservatives believe in a single, omnipotent “God” whose laws apply to everyone, and yet they refuse to accept a single, omnipotent government whose laws apply to the entire nation. SMH.

I don’t want state-based laws because that would lead to division and, in my opinion, a breakdown of nationalism and patriotism. Plus, I think it would cause disenfranchisement among the poor, as they could, due to bad finances, end up stuck in states with which whose laws they disagree. Plus, the only reason conservatives want a state-based system is because they know the majority of Americans are against them. A state system would therefore allow them to regain power in those few states where the majority of people are still ass-backwards in their philosophies.

And HAH @ the idea that environmentalism is a ‘theology.’ Yo, what is more outlandish – the idea that pollution harms the Earth and should be regulated, or the idea of some old-ass, wise man named ‘God’ hovering above us and listening to our prayers? GTFOH!

Stupid Things

Santorum keeps saying stupid things. He also went off on Obama putting the Earth before man. That's ridiculous. Caring about the environment so as to ensure this planet remains healthy for millions of more years isn't the same thing as putting the Earth above man, though it should be noted that a PLANET is kind of bigger/more-important than one single species on a planet with millions of species!

Roughnecks

SMH @ the 'roughneck' men on Last Man Standing. They scare the shit outta me, I avoid them at all costs and they all seem to like nuts (pistachios, cashews, etc.), but they're cool people. And there are a SHITLOAD of them in North Carolina! This 'roughneck' territory! I wonder if Canada also has 'roughnecks'!? // The only one that doesn't scare me on the show is Ed, and that's only because I actually stand a chance of knocking his old-ass out in a fight, hahaha.

What's annoying is that the 'roughneck' men (both in the mainstream world and the hiphop world) always get the hot girls (EXCLUDING THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE CUZ SHE UNDERAGE)! And that's 6 out of 10 reasons why I lift --> to one day be a 'roughneck'!

Chasing The Kitty Kat

First good day in a minute. A possible GENUINE job lead (depending on the pay) and a bunch of work done on my website. Still no female, but that shit hasn't changed in 5 years. Plus, I'm sick of chasing after chicks:

I chased after a blond, 35-year-old woman a few years ago. Mind you, she was/is married, but that's besides the point!

I chased after a cute 5th-grade teacher who was my neighbor about 1.5 years ago. Mind you, she turned out to be a major snitch who may or may not have been responsible for cops showing up at my door and accusing me of selling drugs out the back of the house. By the way, BITCH, you owe me like $250 in court costs, lol!

I chased after a crazy-ass Canadian blond chick I met on tinychat a few months ago. And well, she turned out to be straight-up CRAZY, though I still kind of (not really) wish her the best (who the f**k cares?).

I've since chased after a few more, but with no results.

F**K IT! I'm done. I'm jumping into bed, inviting my dog to sleep on the blankets and maybe giving her a sweet, totally non-sexual bellyrub, though her bitch-ass doesn't deserve it, what with the fact she ate a got-damn $70 remote. But beggars can't be choosers, so fuck it. SHE MY BITCH 2NITE! LEGO!

#SINGLESWAG

(Yells "GTFOH" at #SINGLESWAG, lol) Anybody who thinks being single is cool is clinically insane, and yes, I said it!

// Excuse the rant. Just sick of trying. A midget can try to be a basketball player all he wants, but he's never going to be Lebron, point blank.

SMH. I started out in a good mood but thought so damn much that now I'm in a foul mood. Umma hafta quote my friend Fee on this one: "Sometimes you have to stop thinking so much and go where your heart takes you." Unfortunately, my heart lacks a compass and Asians have a horrible sense of direction! That said, I need me a sexy chauffeur, hahaha. SMFH!

I'm up out. Night!

// Final Thoughts

PS #1 – Will someone please take my dog away from me? I’m cruel, but I’m not cruel enough to sentence her to a doggie prison/shelter. That’s just unfathomable. But I mean… I never pet her because she sheds too much. And I yell at her a lot because she’s so stubborn and ADHD. She and I are just a bad fit. We’re like one of those couples on Maury or Jerry Springer. If we stay together, it’s only going to end up bad!

PS #2 – I miss Angelina. I’m much happier without her, and I’m finally returning to my normal self. Last weekend I watched J Edgar (I’m done writing lengthy movie synopses). I pay attention to politics again. But I’m lonely and miss that feeling I had when I was “infatuated” with her. I rather like being infatuated, but it just sucks that I never get infatuated with someone who is equally infatuated with me too!

PS #3 – Seth MacFarlane seems to think most black men like trashy white women. IDK about them, but I sure do! I mean the prospect of an intelligent chick sounds nice, but I have no chance. I don’t exude intelligence. I’m bloody smart AF underneath the façade, but I possess a goofy, awkward exterior that an intelligent woman would never time the time to look beyond. That said, my only hope is to one day SAVE A HOE … like a stripper or something.

PS #4 – I’m Captain Save A Hoe!



PS #5 – SWAG!

Ain't No Way Around It (Future)

REMIX

Ain't no way around it
Ain't no way around it
Ain't no way around it
Ain't no way around it

[Chorus]
Liberals gon’ be liberals
Conservatives gon’ be conservative
Progressives gon’ be progressives
Moderates gon’ be moderates
Hardworkers gon be hardworkers
The lazy gon’ be lazy
Assholes gon’ be assholes
Bitches gon’ be bitches
My niggas, them my niggas, they just like blood
Ain't no way around it, ain't no way around it

//

Evening.

Ying Yang Bang Bang

Liberals and conservatives are a lot alike. My friend is studying in Boston, a very liberal city, and he reported to me tonight that things there are horrendous. As a fellow Aspie, he almost broke down because of all the shallow bullshit he encounters. SMH.

Likewise, I really don’t care for Portland. My brother sits there with his über liberal friends, touting overly progressive ideas while playing with dildos and having hedonistic, polytheist relationships. Ughh. Have they no f**king class?

Mind you, word on the block is that conservatives like to have secret orgies and engage in other sick, disgusting activities that I abhor. And don’t even get me started on J. Edgar Hoover!

The bottom line is that we are all who we are. Some of us will change and grow as time passes, while others will remain the same for eternity. I hope to be one of those blessed with the chance to become a better person. Wish me luck!

And oh… I love Rush Limbaugh! He’s a total douchebag whose political points are a JOKE (today his guest argued that liberals’ insistence on allowing the construction of mosques in NY was akin to setting up a Muslim theocracy in America // ROLLING EYES), but he’s one of the funniest people ever!

Plus, he’s so insightful. According to him, he knows liberals very, very well. “I know them like I know every glorious inch of my naked boy.”

ROFLOL! HAHAHAHAHA!

I Wish We Could Switch Roles

Women are caddy, selfish creatures. Truly, they are. It’s the fault of men. We shower them with so much attention that they take it for granted. They NEVER reciprocate the attention. They never show as much interest in our lives and interests as we show in theirs. We sit here, telling them how beautiful they are, taking time to learn all their interests & memorize all their likes and dislikes, and in return they giggle and move on to another when we begin to bore them.

I don’t like it, and I’m getting rather tired of it. I wish just for once we could switch roles, and they could see how lucky they are – how blessed they are because of their damn vaginas. They have all the power. It’s hard for me to take feminism even slightly serious, what with the fact that I see women dominating everywhere, save for of course the political field, which admittedly is sadly still primarily a man’s domain, though I imagine this will change sooner than later.

I just wish women appreciated us men the way we adore and love them… or at least the way men like me love and adore them. Guys like me pour our hearts into certain women, only to be disappointed over and over again. Others say, “Stop being lame and treat her like shit.” I look back at them, spit and fiercely retort, “F**k you. I’m not changing the way I am, because the number 1 way to f**k up a relationship is by starting it on deceitful falsehoods, aka game.”

Sorry, but I keep it real. I bite my tongue many a time; this I do. But I won’t pretend to be something I’m not. I’m a loyal, caring and considerate guy who also happens to possess a certain degree of swag, humor and thuggetrity. But I will not embellish the latter just to impress a broad. There ain’t no way around it… I’m a “lame,” as the playaz, pimps, studs and jocks would call me. But to me, they’re the real lames, because they’re too dense in the f**king head to really appreciate a woman for her real worth.

Unfortunately, the women are usually just as lame, because they’re just as unequally unable to see my own worth. I know I’m not CasaNegro, and I know I’m no stud, but I find it hard to believe that I’m so worthless as a man that I deserve this little love. I created OkCupid and PlentyOfFish accounts years ago. I contacted many women, and none ever replied. These accounts are still active, and I receive annoying weekly updates in my inbox. And yet, after all these years, I still haven’t received a single message.

If only we could one day switch roles, but ain’t no way around it — ain’t no way around this thing we call life.

//

Aight; I’m up out.

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Signed,

tHa AlMiGhTy



PS - Certainly, I have standards, as I work hard on my mind and body and expect similar from a mate, but my God at the level of standards women hold — standards that only the worst kind of men ever seem to pass.

I Remember

i remember getting clowned by white folks n their asian buddies in college 4 dressing how i dress

at least those from the streets say it to my face

that's the thing about those clowns from the other world. they'll say it behind your back, but close enough for you to hear

pussy ass punks. unreal, fake and not worth a single bit of my time.

The hiphop/hood world scares me at time due to its lack of sophistication, but I'd rather it than any other. That's why I'm likely to end up one day with a tough white woman. A beautiful one, but also a tough-as-stone one who doesn't take shit. One who can, hell, beat my ass, lol. You know?

I'm up out. 1

Hiphop vs The World

There are two predominant cultures in American youth. Hiphop and non-hiphop. Non-hiphop are all the hipsters, mainly.

I don't like them. I TRY to vibe with them. I've tried talking to them on TC. They're so stuck up and bougie. I make an effort. I talk all PROPER n shit. But they just so fucking stuck up.

It's why I like hiphop culture. Yes, I get clowned on all the time, but I don't mind it, because it's better than just being ignored. I truly love the hiphop culture and I hope one day it becomes the #1 culture in this country. It's going to come with a lot of bad shit, but we'll fix all that in time. And considering our #s (we're rising up quick), I really do think we'll be #1 1 day.

By the way, I am who I am.

I like to smoke cigarettes, I like to drink beer, I like to roll up fat blunts and I love talking to white strippers from the hood -- tough chicks who came up hard. The type who sell weed and meth to raise money to take care of their daughter. I like that, yo. They are real. And they won't ignore a guy just because he's different. Real f**king talk.

F*** all the normal broads!

If you aren't hood, then BE GONE!

shhh (SHUT UP)

I like the spotlight. If ya'll asked me to post a pic of my dick, I'd do it because IDGAF. I have no 'shame.' And my parents hate that, but they can go fuck themselves. Who the hell are they? Exactly.

But I do want to get married one day, and it turns out that not all females share my love for the spotlight. That said, I have to tone shit down 4 a minute. Not my choice. But 4 love and the chance at something great... umma do what I have to do.

It is what it is.

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Update

Wat it do. Web Marketer in the house.

Since Thanksgiving, I've become addicted to TinyChat. I spend an egregious amount of time on there socializing. The good news is I've made some great friends. This one chick, Sara, is like a sister. We haven't known each other long, but we're very alike in many ways -- shows we watch, sense of humor, etc. There isn't really that much of an attraction, though. We like brother/sister. And she look out for me with the ladies.

Speaking of which, I'm finally getting over that one chick. I met a new chick. She 19 and studying to be a pharmacist. She's smart, but also hood. Has a daughter from a cat she was with for 5 years, til he became abusive. And she's feeling me. We vibe on a really deep level. And she cool with my sister, which is very good. Mind you, she (as well as my sister) is a Canadian, but I'm thinking seriously of moving to Canada one day regardless --> free healthcare, more liberal society and better weed. I love America, but I'm tired of being shitted on by my country. Plus, the women here annoy me. I quite dig Canadian women.

And yeah... I meet women off Tinychat. So? Tinychat lets me shine -- it lets my personality come through. And it turns out I'm actually a decently attractive and fly guy with swagger. I got into an argument with my new interest and my sis about it 2day. I was claiming I'm ugly / whack, but they got mad, going off on me, talking about "YOU ARE CUTE" and shit. Hah.

Anyway. F* that shit I said last week. I'm voting for Obama this year. Don't worry, 'Odumbo,' lol. I got your back regardless of how my mood be, son. I'm a liberal. It's in my blood.

And I don't watch MSNBC anymore. Not really. Maybe I'll get back into it. I do listen to conservative radio when I jog, though, to keep 10 steps ahead of my enemies. SMH @ how many Raleigh natives call into the Jay Lewis (or whatever his name is) show. SMH. He can argue free markets and this, that and a third all he wants, but I don't buy the hype. I'm a liberal, but I'm not some uneducated buffoon who just follows the trend. I know what I believe and why I believe in it. I'm a real progressive. I respect my conservative peers, but I am who I am.

Neway. I'm finally learning to talk to women. I also be talking to my roomie's friend. She 40 something, but we vibe real well. We both very liberal. It's funny that he and her are friends, cuz he SOOO conservative in many ways -- behaviorisms, etc. I'll discuss it in more detail when I move (LOL), but for now, I don't want to piss him off, lol. I've learned some things from him, though. But damn we are very different and approach life very differently.

Neway. I hope I work harder this week. My job is going very badly, and I need a new job. And I need to put more time into Web marketing. I'm a very lazy liberal. I'd rather socialize and feel good than work hard. It's a major weakness that needs to be fixed. But I look at Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs. Something inside me isn't happy, so that's why I do what I do. Unfortunately, that's not a workable excuse for not working hard. There are in fact practically no excuses... so I need to get on top of my shit and work hard to make good money and live the life I want.

Anyway. I'm up out. Have a nice week. Thanks for listening. 1