Ain't No Way Around It (Future)

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Ain't no way around it
Ain't no way around it
Ain't no way around it
Ain't no way around it

[Chorus]
Liberals gon’ be liberals
Conservatives gon’ be conservative
Progressives gon’ be progressives
Moderates gon’ be moderates
Hardworkers gon be hardworkers
The lazy gon’ be lazy
Assholes gon’ be assholes
Bitches gon’ be bitches
My niggas, them my niggas, they just like blood
Ain't no way around it, ain't no way around it

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Evening.

Ying Yang Bang Bang

Liberals and conservatives are a lot alike. My friend is studying in Boston, a very liberal city, and he reported to me tonight that things there are horrendous. As a fellow Aspie, he almost broke down because of all the shallow bullshit he encounters. SMH.

Likewise, I really don’t care for Portland. My brother sits there with his über liberal friends, touting overly progressive ideas while playing with dildos and having hedonistic, polytheist relationships. Ughh. Have they no f**king class?

Mind you, word on the block is that conservatives like to have secret orgies and engage in other sick, disgusting activities that I abhor. And don’t even get me started on J. Edgar Hoover!

The bottom line is that we are all who we are. Some of us will change and grow as time passes, while others will remain the same for eternity. I hope to be one of those blessed with the chance to become a better person. Wish me luck!

And oh… I love Rush Limbaugh! He’s a total douchebag whose political points are a JOKE (today his guest argued that liberals’ insistence on allowing the construction of mosques in NY was akin to setting up a Muslim theocracy in America // ROLLING EYES), but he’s one of the funniest people ever!

Plus, he’s so insightful. According to him, he knows liberals very, very well. “I know them like I know every glorious inch of my naked boy.”

ROFLOL! HAHAHAHAHA!

I Wish We Could Switch Roles

Women are caddy, selfish creatures. Truly, they are. It’s the fault of men. We shower them with so much attention that they take it for granted. They NEVER reciprocate the attention. They never show as much interest in our lives and interests as we show in theirs. We sit here, telling them how beautiful they are, taking time to learn all their interests & memorize all their likes and dislikes, and in return they giggle and move on to another when we begin to bore them.

I don’t like it, and I’m getting rather tired of it. I wish just for once we could switch roles, and they could see how lucky they are – how blessed they are because of their damn vaginas. They have all the power. It’s hard for me to take feminism even slightly serious, what with the fact that I see women dominating everywhere, save for of course the political field, which admittedly is sadly still primarily a man’s domain, though I imagine this will change sooner than later.

I just wish women appreciated us men the way we adore and love them… or at least the way men like me love and adore them. Guys like me pour our hearts into certain women, only to be disappointed over and over again. Others say, “Stop being lame and treat her like shit.” I look back at them, spit and fiercely retort, “F**k you. I’m not changing the way I am, because the number 1 way to f**k up a relationship is by starting it on deceitful falsehoods, aka game.”

Sorry, but I keep it real. I bite my tongue many a time; this I do. But I won’t pretend to be something I’m not. I’m a loyal, caring and considerate guy who also happens to possess a certain degree of swag, humor and thuggetrity. But I will not embellish the latter just to impress a broad. There ain’t no way around it… I’m a “lame,” as the playaz, pimps, studs and jocks would call me. But to me, they’re the real lames, because they’re too dense in the f**king head to really appreciate a woman for her real worth.

Unfortunately, the women are usually just as lame, because they’re just as unequally unable to see my own worth. I know I’m not CasaNegro, and I know I’m no stud, but I find it hard to believe that I’m so worthless as a man that I deserve this little love. I created OkCupid and PlentyOfFish accounts years ago. I contacted many women, and none ever replied. These accounts are still active, and I receive annoying weekly updates in my inbox. And yet, after all these years, I still haven’t received a single message.

If only we could one day switch roles, but ain’t no way around it — ain’t no way around this thing we call life.

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Aight; I’m up out.

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Signed,

tHa AlMiGhTy



PS - Certainly, I have standards, as I work hard on my mind and body and expect similar from a mate, but my God at the level of standards women hold — standards that only the worst kind of men ever seem to pass.