SECURITY ALERT
SECURITY ALERT
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Good Evening!
Malfeasance
First and foremost, I would like to apologize for my irreverent behavior last weekend, though blame for my malfeasance rests solely on the staff at K97.5, as they opted to cancel their weekly 919 Radio show, thus leading me to have a moment.
Let me explain. You know how they say Jesus comes in to your room and gives you all your medication every night? That’s false. What really happens is that Jesus comes in your room and plays 919 Radio. So yeah, shame on you @K97.5 for going against the wishes of Jesus and therefore causing me to miss my fix! Heathens . . .
Amateur Blogging
Last Thursday I started a left-leaning political blog that covers twisted GOP actions like voter suppression, and ever since, I have been extremely busy trying to keep up with the 24/7 news cycle. It’s a bitch to do, but I’m really enjoying it. In fact, the prospect of blogging professionally really interests me.
Anyway. The key to blogging lies in choosing a topic that genuinely interests you. This, in fact, comes before profit. I could make a lot more money blogging about cell phones or whatever, but these topics bore the hell out of me. Politics, on the other hand, I find absolutely riveting.
One thing I’ve come to realize is that a blogger can’t cover everything. I imagined myself covering all political viewpoints, from those that support my liberal beliefs to those that enhance the conservative position that Obama might be bought out by Wall Street, but to write about everything would be impossible. Thus, I have narrowed my blog to a niche: left-leaning politics. Sometimes I venture a bit beyond my niche, but for the most part, my blog courts a rather liberal perspective.
Another thing I’ve realized is that it takes time to acquire fans. My fan base is limited to one or two ardent followers (my Dad, who literally broke into tears when he first discovered my site, and maybe Al Sharpton). I was about to give up, until another blogger told me to acquire patience, as it took him an entire year to develop a loyal fan base. It’s actually the biggest bitch of all, because it bugs me when I spend hours writing about gun law reciprocity, only to have barely anybody read it.
I’m Up Out
I’m considering moving out the state. I absolutely hate my current residence. I would talk about it in detail, but I can’t. As schizophrenic as this sounds, I feel like everything I do is being watched—as if my every move is being monitored. It’s the direct result of such endless close proximity to another human being. I suppose I’m one of those people who need a certain degree of space to function well.
So “how the hell do you plan to deal with marriage one day?” you ask. I don’t know. But I do know that I am willing to try much harder for a woman than I am for dudes with balls. To hell with that. Suffice it to say, when I miss Miss Right, I’ll do everything in my power to upgrade myself. Until then, I would rather just keep escaping to better, more relaxed environments.
But I cannot find another home, and I am getting sick of looking. A family member long ago offered to purchase me my own residence in his very progressive hometown. I refused and am still very resilient to the prospect, as his part of the country hosts practically no minorities, save for annoying-ass hipsters (FYI: I am not a f**king hipster. I’ve been to juvy, jail, prison and the pen; I’m the real thing || FYI: If that did not make you laugh, then you truly have no soul!), but I am growing extremely desperate.
That said, a move might perhaps be part of the near future for me. I will miss Raleigh and especially K97.5, but I desire happiness, and jumping from lousy home to uncomfortable home and whatnot does not constitute happiness.
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Signed,
Loudmouth Liberal
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